Michael Doornbos Just your average evil genius

26Sep/082

Me(me)

1. Take a picture of yourself right now.
2. Don’t change your clothes, don’t fix your hair…just take a picture.
3. Post that picture with NO editing.
4. Post these instructions with your picture.

19Sep/080

Microsoft commercials, good riddance Seinfeld

Microsoft finally came to their senses and dropped those stupid Seinfeld/Gates ads that left everyone scratching their heads.

The new ones are a direct dig on Apple's Mac/PC ads (finally) and have some interesting tidbits like "I'm a human being, not a human doing, not a human thinking. A human being".

A least these are interesting. Microsoft still looks like they want to be the cool kids but know that Apple actually is, but at least these are direct and don't involve shoe stores or and underwear adjustment by Gates.

14Aug/080

Quote of the day

My Nephew Xander looked at his mom (my sister) with a serious face this morning and said,  “Mommy……Jesus had a DVD player.”

Awesome.

30Jul/080

Mayo anyone?


from Saturday Morning Breakfast

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6Jun/080

My processor graphs say my processors tummys are full

I find this a little amusing.  iStats says that Screenflow is using 142% of my processors.  Of course, it's a dual core machine, so it's really more like 142/2.

I don't know why, but I think that's funny.

Yes, I'm a dork.

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10Apr/083

Being naked on the wrong day is awkward

One of those funny things someone created when they were probably in a boring meeting, or drunk, is Naked CSS Day.

Yes, this is the day when you're supposed to switch off your CSS on your sites and let them roam around in the buff.

Alas, I have missed this day once again (it was yesterday), so I'm off in search of something else to make naked and create my own naked day.

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7Feb/082

MD – Big math dork

My initials "MD" have always caught me flack like : "You should have been a doctor, then you'd be MD, MD"

Well today my wife informed me that MD really stands for "Math Dork"

How true honey. How true.

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15Jan/080

It’s scary how much I can relate to this

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7Jan/080

Bill Gates clip

Bill Gates gave his last keynote at CES today. He did a video which you have to take your hat off for, it's very funny:


Video: Bill Gates Last Day CES Clip

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5Dec/070

Another bubble

Got this one from Chris

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